C-Bass Guide to Crimbo !!! A se mate! Let's lend 50p for a Christmas tree |
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Christmas Guide to Scrounging Let's face it the old "A se mate, lets lend 30p for the bus fayre back to Shithorpe" is getting pretty tired. People are beginning to figure it out. But were in look, with Crimbo round the corner you can try to use other methods. For the last few months we have advised you to try scounging by telling the victim your mum / Grandma / Auntie is in hospital. You then ask for some money to ring / get taxi to go and see them. However with it being the season of giving , you might have more luck.You could even try for larger amounts of money. Here are some other ways of making money at Christmas Harry Potter - Harry Potter's all the rage this Christmas, so seen as those big corporate companies are making shit loads of it, why aren't you? However now you can, you have two options:- 1. Nick a load of merchandise from the toy shop and save it. Then on Christmas eve, when all the bad parents haven't got their kids anything and all the shops have sold out of Harry Potter stuff, you can move in. Set up a stall outside the shop and sell the gear at very high prices. P.S. Remember this tatt is sold at high prices anyway so we mean really high 2. Just get a load of cheap unofficial merchandise and pass it off as real, people will be so desperate to get the dam presents they won't care, until there kid is rushed into hospital on Boxing Day with toxic poisoning. Mug Father Christmas 1.On Christmas Eve set up a bear trap in your fireplace and coat your roof with tar. When Santa comes down the chimney his leg will be severely injured. 2. Nick all his presents, do what ever you like with them. 3. Then tell him to get the hell out of your house. He will escape up the chimney. However before he gets to the top make sure you light the fire and burn him. 4. Then run outside. Because of the tar the reindear will be stuck to the roof and unable to fly away. Get your BB gun and take potshots and at Santa. 5. For Christmas dinner the next day, eat the reindear. 6. On Boxing day sprinkle some magic dust (stolen from your prisoner Santa) on your Pitbull and fly back to Lapland. 7. On your way back stop of in Thailand. Sell Father Christmas as a Bangkok lady boy sex slave. 8. Live as Father Christmas for the rest of your life. (We've all seen that blooming Christmas cartoon, he does sod all for the rest of the year.) |
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12 days of C-Bass Christmas song to the tune of 12 days of Christmas (sort of) On the 1st day of Christmas my C-Bass sent to me a pair of special edition, shiddy brown Rockports 2nd: 2 C-Bass pigeons 3rd 3 grammes of smack 4th: 4 stripey jumpers 5th: 5 soveriegn rings 6th: 6 naive CBBs 7th: 7 halves of shandy 8th: 8 visage tickets 9th: all 9 Man U shirts 10th: 10 Knuckledusters 11th: Packs of Lamberts 12th: com'on mate just 12p for me bus home, a se mate! it is Christmas! |
