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I'm doing fine erm, S Club 7 Joanne, she'll kill me if I say anything else Caprice Hastings Superdrug, 39p a tub I iz da daddy Stalin You tell me! His little dick counts up for it (e-mail me if that makes sense to you) Sardines Miss Jackson (the veteran librarian, followed by a moment of hesitation), er...no Miss Mitchell 1,000,000 out of 10 Blame it on webmaster Aiden I will try my best It should be abolished! A bit of sweddy, a bit of yeah,yeah,yeah Satsuma Aight Jesus Christ (he's not standing to my knowledge, but who's going to argue) ....erm.....The Monster Raving Looney Party Fat Mingers Herby Scracthing my arse Any other comments, rumours etc. No comment Well as Virtual Illusion would probably say, that interview came to a raging anti-climax. More about VI at www.virtualillusion.org.uk |
Despite his hectic rock and roll lifestyle, Virtual Illusion frontman Christian Derick Deboleux Hughes, aka Cheesy Gringos, still managed to give up 5 minutes of his time, to give a deep, probing, intellectual interview. Well it's all true except the last bit. How you doing? S Club 7 or steps? Joanne (Hughes' lass) or Caprice? Caprice or Joanne Name a famous battle? Christian; hair gel obviously plays an important part in your life, what is your prefered brand? Who's da Daddy? Stalin or Hitler? How can you walk around like that, without getting lynched? How does Hurby get into a gig, looking like that, without getting lynched Pilchards or Sardines? Most fanciable teacher at Danum? How good is the Beanokru website? So, why is our link on your website so small? What are you going to do to sort it out? Any views on the death penalty? Sweddy, yeah, yeah, yeah or twat's music? Satsuma or tangerine? Being the lead singer and also having a dabble on the piano and the guitar, you must be the most talented member of the band, is this true? Who would you for in the next general election? Most annoying; people who make a big deal of sneezing or fat mingers who think they are hactually good looking? If you become famous who do you think will be the first member of Virtual Illusion to go off the rails? Picking your nose or scratching your arse? |
I'm doing fine erm, S Club 7 Joanne, she'll kill me if I say anything else Caprice Hastings Superdrug, 39p a tub I iz da daddy Stalin You tell me! His little dick counts up for it (e-mail me if that makes sense to you) Sardines Miss Jackson (the veteran librarian, followed by a moment of hesitation), er...no Miss Mitchell 1,000,000 out of 10 Blame it on webmaster Aiden I will try my best It should be abolished! A bit of sweddy, a bit of yeah,yeah,yeah Satsuma Aight Jesus Christ (he's not standing to my knowledge, but who's going to argue) ....erm.....The Monster Raving Looney Party Fat Mingers Herby Scracthing my arse Any other comments, rumours etc. No comment Well as Virtual Illusion would probably say, that interview came to a raging anti-climax. More about VI at www.virtualillusion.org.uk |
This is the section of the site where put we members of the kru under the spotlight and grill them with questions. Some are revealing, some are controversial and some are just plain stupid. Submit a question for future interviews |
Hughes Speaks |
Fake ID's Interview In the second of our interviews with members of the Beanokru, we talk to Mr Phil Maddison. A man famed for a fake ID. Beanokru: Sex? Fake ID: Yep Cod or Haddock? Haddock Name an ancient civilisation? The Minoans Who in your opinion is the sexiest woman in the world? My Grandma (we didn't know you were like that) Who in your opinion is the sexiest man in the world? My Grandad (we certainly didn't know you were like that) Who in your opinion is the sexiest manly woman, Helga, Sheila etc. Erm let me think....I don't know Indian or Chinese? Chinese What should we do with the Welsh? Nuke 'em The Beatles or the Rolling Stones? Neither, Mohobishopi !!! How much does a tin of Heinz Baked Beans cost? 20p (Clearly not a man of the people, you would expect to pay between about 35p and 45p) How about a pint of milk? No thanks Are the Irish really thick? Obviously yes Favourite mathematical equation? 2 Y=MX + C How much did the worlds heaviest mince pie weigh? a) 0.6 tonnes b) 0.89 tonnes c) 1.02tonnes b (Wrong, the answer is c) Favourite coloured Smartie? Blue ones France or Germany? Neither (laughs) What is the capital of Australia? Oh I know this......Canberra (correct) Speaking of Australia why do they always beat us at sport? a) Because they're a bunch of psychopathic ex-convicts, who are as thick as pig shit, but by the law of averages they have to be good at something b) England are crap at sport c) Who gives a shit about rugby, cricket, tennis, athletics, swimming etc, at least we can beat them at football.....probably d) all three of the above E - Teachers at school are crap and we get no sport (We obviously hit a raw nerve) When was the last time you rode a bike? A fortnight ago Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera Christina Any opinion on asylum seekers? Let em stay, I'm a liberal guy Ford Focus or Vauxhall Astra? Vauxhall Astra Do you think we should scrap the monarchy? Erm, yes their useless and do nothing Have you ever been to America? No, never want to go And finally, which of your nicknames is more embarrassing? a) Fake ID- For the crap fake ID you once pocessed b) EMI - For your failed attempt to get a record deal with EMI, at the age of 11, after sending off a tape with you singing and playing the piano. I'm proud of the EMI experience, so Fake ID. Anything you'd like to add Everybody back Sunderland to win the title next season and please,please,please,please visit my Mohobishopi website. Well what can we draw from that interview. Fake ID is a liberal guy who wants to Nuke Wales, hates Germany, France and America. He also took a ride on Christina Aguilera a fortnight ago and has a fetish for Haddock and grandparents (think about the first 2 questions and the ones about Bikes and Christina Aguilera). However what is most alarming is he doesn't even know how much the heaviest mincepie in the world weighed. Fake ID only agreed to do this interview if we gave him a link to his website. So here it is, visit www.mohobishopi.cjb.net |
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Alex Wrampling Interview We caught up with star of Danum School's production The Crucible, Sunny's lass and generally nice person Alex Wrampling P.S. If you didn't know, Alex is a lass, just to avoid any embarrasing confusion. Beanokru: Favoutite Spice Girl? Alex: Scary Would you ever consider lesbianism? erm...yes who with? Don't know Marmite, love it or hate it? Hate it Was Guy Fawkes a good guy or a bad guy for trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament? A baddy Has Sunny got a big knob? Yes Has Sunny not got a big knob? No....is that right? Hasn't Sunny not not got a big knob? ha ha...yes (You heard it here first. Sundeep ma man has a small penis) Is Sunny a big knob? No If you were a washing machine, which brand would you be? Erm....Powergen,no.....that one beginning with z. Bosch Where is the EU based? In Europe (answer: Brussles) Speaking of the EU, which statement best describes its role? a) It is full of overpaid bureaucrats . The Germans boss everyone about, the French take the bits that suit them and ignore the rest, the Italians are corrupt, the crap countries take all the money, whilst Britain complains about everything but eventually accepts it. b) They are failed politicians in their own country, so end up on the gravy train which is the EU c) Haven't the foggiest A How's ye father? Fine thanks how's yours Black or white? What?.....you mean bread....black or white what?...black You were recently spotted in Paris' red light district, explain yourself? Mr Hemmingway took us there, it wasn't my fault Vital Statistics? erm...34, I don't know, do you want my bra size No it's okay Favourite play? erm......(long pause).....can I come back to it Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset Would you ever run naked through the common room? No why not? It would achieve nothing I've got 3 apples in my hand, and you take 1, how many have you got? 2 (answer:1) Democracy or Autocracy? Democracy What is the weirdest place you have had sex? In a grass field with a railway track What is the most normal place you have had sex? In my bed Do you believe in any conspiracies linked to the Kennedy assasination? No (confused) Do you like Cabbage Yes Back to your favourite play? I don't know, can I have two Go on then, Waiting for Godot or Midsummer nights dream...Scrap them.....Rent Hmm, know wonder Alex didn't know her vital statistics, Sunny has been telling her that 12 inches is the same size as a twiglet. That is according to Alex who eventually came clean, admitting Sunny has a small knob. Another thing, what is black bread? and when did Bosch start beginning with the letter Z. Anyway cheers for participating. Next on the hitlist; Lord Chambers (that made you all take notice), well we'll try, otherwise it will be some other unsuspecting victim. As the National Lottery once said, 'It could be you !' (this site gets cornier by the day) |
