Judging from recent posts on the message board Alan Partridge is popular, crappy competitions are also popular, so here is the match made in hell: a competetion with an Alan Partridge theme. What does Alan like best in the world - apart from Lexi (plural for Lexus), Directors Bitter and shagging his East European bird - Yes that's right Lynx deodrant. Now here's the clever bit, all you have to do is work out which flavour of Lynx I am talking about in the definitions and then fill in the corresponding answer box (as a help I have given you the first and last letter of the answers and the stars (*) represent the remaining letters.) For example if I said state capital of Arizona (P*****X) the correct answer would be Phoenix. Clear as mud. Anyway, I hear you cry "what do I win?" Well the obvious thing would be a tin of Lynx, however this would be too expensive and even less funny than the real prize. So continuing the Alan Partridge/Norwich theme the eventual winner will receive some Colmans mustard, mmm delicious! (Please note: Colman's Mustard is not recommended as a substitute for deodrant. It could cause skin irritation, a bad smell and will not impress women......Just like Lynx then.) The Clues 1) Continent south of Europe 2) Religious witchcraft 3) Force, keeps us from floating into space 4) Underwater city 5) Part of Indonesia Answers 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) If you haven't got all the answers enter anyway, you might win. This Competition is now Closed. Mad Rick won Other Competitions |
Judging from recent posts on the message board Alan Partridge is popular, crappy competitions are also popular, so here is the match made in hell: a competetion with an Alan Partridge theme. What does Alan like best in the world - apart from Lexi (plural for Lexus), Directors Bitter and shagging his East European bird - Yes that's right Lynx deodrant. Now here's the clever bit, all you have to do is work out which flavour of Lynx I am talking about in the definitions and then fill in the corresponding answer box (as a help I have given you the first and last letter of the answers and the stars (*) represent the remaining letters.) For example if I said state capital of Arizona (P*****X) the correct answer would be Phoenix. Clear as mud. Anyway, I hear you cry "what do I win?" Well the obvious thing would be a tin of Lynx, however this would be too expensive and even less funny than the real prize. So continuing the Alan Partridge/Norwich theme the eventual winner will receive some Colmans mustard, mmm delicious! (Please note: Colman's Mustard is not recommended as a substitute for deodrant. It could cause skin irritation, a bad smell and will not impress women......Just like Lynx then.) The Clues 1) Continent south of Europe 2) Religious witchcraft 3) Force, keeps us from floating into space 4) Underwater city 5) Part of Indonesia Answers 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) If you haven't got all the answers enter anyway, you might win. This Competition is now Closed. Mad Rick won Other Competitions |
The Alan Partridge Lynx Challenge |
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