There are many questions in life which cannot be answered. Why for example do people squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, instead of the bottom? Why do idiots on mobiles always have to start their converstaion with their current location, and why do people get so annoyed with these relativley minor points. Sadly I don't know the answers. However, there are some questions which can be answered but people are often too scared to ask. This is the reason the Beano Kru Guide to life has been created - to help you overcome those everyday (sometimes embarrasing) problems. Below is part 1, with 5 common questions answered by our team of resident experts. Expert: Steven Marshall Area of expetise: Questions on Racial discrimination Advice: As a Ginner I have suffered a lot of discrimination. Names such as carrot top etc. might sound funny, but can be really offensive. That's why I propose we kill all the fucking Nazis who take the piss out of people who are different. Half of them are different anyway, most of them are another race, batty or women. Expert: Craig Heaton Area of expertise: Questions on Masturbating Advice: It is assumed every man knows how to wank, bash ones bishop, crack one off, call it what you will, however their are some tips I have gathered from much experience that I feel I should pass on. First tip - cup the hand and clasp your......Whoa calm down Eyes. If you want to learn more click the video link here. Expert: Beano Area of expertise; Wobsite desine aDvisE:in this age of teknology and the world wide spiders web (Tip: use hilarious jokes like this it will brigten up your site.) iT IS IMPORTANT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE COMPUTERS. hERE are a fEw simple tips on building websites, so simple even a women could follow them (funny joke again). Use loads of they will take ages to load but people will appreciate them. speling and Grammar our important? with these tips you can't fail Expert: Mad Rick Area of expertise: Being a bad ass rapper Advise: My name is Mad Rick I have a small prick I like to rap it sounds kinda pap Every-so-often re-repeat the beats, st-st-stutter All me homies love pizzas with achovies This is Mad Rick from the streets re-repeating the beats Expert: Andrew Toft Area of expertise: Being a Viking Advice: Hi, my name's Andrew Toft I am a Viking. For tips on how you can become a Viking send me £250 and perhaps one day you could be one of Scandanavia's finest. Not necessarily the views or comments of those quoted. |
There are many questions in life which cannot be answered. Why for example do people squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, instead of the bottom? Why do idiots on mobiles always have to start their converstaion with their current location, and why do people get so annoyed with these relativley minor points. Sadly I don't know the answers. However, there are some questions which can be answered but people are often too scared to ask. This is the reason the Beano Kru Guide to life has been created - to help you overcome those everyday (sometimes embarrasing) problems. Below is part 1, with 5 common questions answered by our team of resident experts. Expert: Steven Marshall Area of expetise: Questions on Racial discrimination Advice: As a Ginner I have suffered a lot of discrimination. Names such as carrot top etc. might sound funny, but can be really offensive. That's why I propose we kill all the fucking Nazis who take the piss out of people who are different. Half of them are different anyway, most of them are another race, batty or women. Expert: Craig Heaton Area of expertise: Questions on Masturbating Advice: It is assumed every man knows how to wank, bash ones bishop, crack one off, call it what you will, however their are some tips I have gathered from much experience that I feel I should pass on. First tip - cup the hand and clasp your......Whoa calm down Eyes. If you want to learn more click the video link here. Expert: Beano Area of expertise; Wobsite desine aDvisE:in this age of teknology and the world wide spiders web (Tip: use hilarious jokes like this it will brigten up your site.) iT IS IMPORTANT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE COMPUTERS. hERE are a fEw simple tips on building websites, so simple even a women could follow them (funny joke again). Use loads of they will take ages to load but people will appreciate them. speling and Grammar our important? with these tips you can't fail Expert: Mad Rick Area of expertise: Being a bad ass rapper Advise: My name is Mad Rick I have a small prick I like to rap it sounds kinda pap Every-so-often re-repeat the beats, st-st-stutter All me homies love pizzas with achovies This is Mad Rick from the streets re-repeating the beats Expert: Andrew Toft Area of expertise: Being a Viking Advice: Hi, my name's Andrew Toft I am a Viking. For tips on how you can become a Viking send me £250 and perhaps one day you could be one of Scandanavia's finest. Not necessarily the views or comments of those quoted. |
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