As promised the second exciting installment of the Beano Kru guide to life. Expert: Fake ID Area of expertise: Common Sense Advice: Many people have problems with common sense, doing or not doing things they later regret. Not me however, I have eliminated the little voice in my head which says someting isn't sensible. Just think how much more fun we could all have if we wiped out the curse that is common sense. Although some people can naturally disable this scurge on the human race others require a cocktail of drink and drugs. Together we can fight it! Expert: Pete Area of experise: Financial management Advice: Unfortunately wasn't available for comment on this topic. After spending his bus money on some 'magic' beans he was unable to get to Beano Kru headquarters Don't trust this man Expert: Emo Area of expertise: Having long girly hair Advice: I used to have long girly hair. If you want long girly hair you must first grow it. You must then take good care of it - for those of you who think a wash is a Christmas treat, this may come as a bit of a shock. Your hair must be shampoo'd and conditioned daily and you can make it look even better by accessorising, hairbands come in a range of pink shades. Do it, because we're worth it! Expert: Sunny Area of expertise: Pimping Advice: The art of crimping is not to be taken lightly....(Wait a minute I thought you said you were going to be talking about pimping) No I distinctly said crimping. (Oh Jesus Christ! Not more advice on girl's hair. Go on then...) Take the strands of hair you wish to style and then...... Expert: Chambers Area of experise: Workplace disputes Advice: It's simply preposterous that you think I'd comment on such a topic. (Okay, but what do you think off the record). Well, it's a bloody joke! All these little Stalins running around thinking they are going to have a people's revolution. I tell you, Britain didn't Adam Chambers become great with people working 8 hour days. No, what we need is toil and graft. What will the plebs want next?...The vote? Ha,ha ha. |
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As promised the second exciting installment of the Beano Kru guide to life. Expert: Fake ID Area of expertise: Common Sense Advice: Many people have problems with common sense, doing or not doing things they later regret. Not me however, I have eliminated the little voice in my head which says someting isn't sensible. Just think how much more fun we could all have if we wiped out the curse that is common sense. Although some people can naturally disable this scurge on the human race others require a cocktail of drink and drugs. Together we can fight it! Expert: Pete Area of experise: Financial management Advice: Unfortunately wasn't available for comment on this topic. After spending his bus money on some 'magic' beans he was unable to get to Beano Kru headquarters Don't trust this man Expert: Emo Area of expertise: Having long girly hair Advice: I used to have long girly hair. If you want long girly hair you must first grow it. You must then take good care of it - for those of you who think a wash is a Christmas treat, this may come as a bit of a shock. Your hair must be shampoo'd and conditioned daily and you can make it look even better by accessorising, hairbands come in a range of pink shades. Do it, because we're worth it! Expert: Sunny Area of expertise: Pimping Advice: The art of crimping is not to be taken lightly....(Wait a minute I thought you said you were going to be talking about pimping) No I distinctly said crimping. (Oh Jesus Christ! Not more advice on girl's hair. Go on then...) Take the strands of hair you wish to style and then...... Expert: Chambers Area of experise: Workplace disputes Advice: It's simply preposterous that you think I'd comment on such a topic. (Okay, but what do you think off the record). Well, it's a bloody joke! All these little Stalins running around thinking they are going to have a people's revolution. I tell you, Britain didn't Adam Chambers become great with people working 8 hour days. No, what we need is toil and graft. What will the plebs want next?...The vote? Ha,ha ha. |
