Q1. What colour is grass?
A) Pink


B) Red


C) Blue


D) Green


Q2. Which famous foursome had a number 1 hit with the single 'Hey Jude'?
A) Five


B) The Beatles


C) Kylie Minogue


D) The Grimethorpe Colliery Band

We'll be back right after this short break.








Q3. What nationality is the Queen of England?
A) English


B) Vietnamese


C) Tajikistani


D) German

Q4. What verb am I defining? "To expel air from lungs with violent effort and noise."
A) Cough


B) Cheat


C) Win


D) Money

Q5. How would you best describe this feature?
A) Original and well thought out


B) Funny


C) Both of the above


D) It is poo!

How did you do?

I estimate in the last 2 days I have heard at least a million jokes on the TV and radio about 'The Who wants to be a millionaire fraud', or whatever they're calling it now. I use the word 'joke' in the loosest sense of the term as they are basically all the same. However thinking about it, I thought the Beano Kru website should do something similar, crap jokes, play to our strengths you know what I mean. So here is our version of Who wants to be a millionaire. If your struggling with any of the questions just click on the sound boxes next to each answer, I bet you can't guess what happens.
P.S. Because sound is quite important in this so it is advisable you have it turned on. I also apologise for the background music, I reckon I could have done better and I didn't even learn to play the recorder.