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Current Affairs Don't ever say the Beano Kru website doesn't have its finger on the pulse, for this week we have 2 features inspired by stories in the news. The first is an hilarious* swipe at the millionaire fraud to see it click here. *not necessarily hilarious The second one I couldn't actually be bothered to make a proper page and to be fair it probably doesn't deserve it. It concerns the tragic break up of S Club. Are you gutted by the break up of S Club. If the answer is yes call the Beano Kru S Club break up hotline. We have a team of fully trained 6 year old psychologists in our Manila call centre. Calls cost a bargain £3 per second. However here's some free advice. You've got to reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher.... As an extra special treat we managed to get an exclusive interview with some of the S Club members and asked them what they are going to do in the future. Jo announced she would be fulfilling a lifetime dream by representing the UK in this year's World Shotputting championship. In a turn up for the books Rachel announced she would be embarking on a career as a high class prostitute. Hannah says her local McDonalds currently have vacancies for Crew Members and who cares about Tina. John says he plans to move to Bangkok and become a lady boy. Bradley said "Whoa dude, you've got like...a...gremlin sat on your shoulder. Bradley and John then had to leave because they had an important meeting. Remember there aint no party like an S Club party! |
News Roundup Welcome to the April Easter update of the Beano Kru website, new things this month: A word from our sponsers - did someone say Christmas was on its way? The Beano Kru guide to life - Just click it! Hopefully in the next few days I will be able to confirm when the2nd Dwellers reunion will be. It promises to be a game of passion, determination and football, oh yeah and hopefully we can go for a piss up after it. Dwellers Reunion match Monday 14th 1pm Kick off at the Dome. I just want to thank everyone who has used the BK Shop in the past. All money goes to keep this site running, I can say the amount raised doesn't cover the cost of the site, but it helps out. To anyone who hasn't used the BK Shop click this link and take a look. To anyone who has thanks again and keep clicking the adverts around the site. |
News Roundup Welcome to the April Easter update of the Beano Kru website, new things this month: A word from our sponsers - did someone say Christmas was on its way? The Beano Kru guide to life - Just click it! Hopefully in the next few days I will be able to confirm when the2nd Dwellers reunion will be. It promises to be a game of passion, determination and football, oh yeah and hopefully we can go for a piss up after it. Dwellers Reunion match Monday 14th 1pm Kick off at the Dome. I just want to thank everyone who has used the BK Shop in the past. All money goes to keep this site running, I can say the amount raised doesn't cover the cost of the site, but it helps out. To anyone who hasn't used the BK Shop click this link and take a look. To anyone who has thanks again and keep clicking the adverts around the site. |
Current Affairs Don't ever say the Beano Kru website doesn't have its finger on the pulse, for this week we have 2 features inspired by stories in the news. The first is an hilarious* swipe at the millionaire fraud to see it click here. *not necessarily hilarious The second one I couldn't actually be bothered to make a proper page and to be fair it probably doesn't deserve it. It concerns the tragic break up of S Club. Are you gutted by the break up of S Club. If the answer is yes call the Beano Kru S Club break up hotline. We have a team of fully trained 6 year old psychologists in our Manila call centre. Calls cost a bargain £3 per second. However here's some free advice. You've got to reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher.... As an extra special treat we managed to get an exclusive interview with some of the S Club members and asked them what they are going to do in the future. Jo announced she would be fulfilling a lifetime dream by representing the UK in this year's World Shotputting championship. In a turn up for the books Rachel announced she would be embarking on a career as a high class prostitute. Hannah says her local McDonalds currently have vacancies for Crew Members and who cares about Tina. John says he plans to move to Bangkok and become a lady boy. Bradley said "Whoa dude, you've got like...a...gremlin sat on your shoulder. Bradley and John then had to leave because they had an important meeting. Remember there aint no party like an S Club party! |
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