Old News - March 2002
Eyes gets Busted
After last months bull shit news I would just like to say this is REAL.
Just two days after passing his driving test, Eyes was pulled over by the cops. He was mistaken for a joyrider when he hit a curb when cornering. Unluckily for Eyes he was spotted and pulled over. However after showing in theory he could drive (his license) he was allowed to continue his journey.
Speaking of Eyes he has also set up his own dodgy website at http://www.eyesspies.cjb.net
Flower Power !
I am delighted to be able to report this month that Fake ID is back on top form. The best being this little tale: After a night out on the bevvies Fake ID and his chums from Sprotborough, headed back to Gibbo's house for more drinking. On their return Fake ID was left in the living room on his own, whilst the other lads went.... somewhere else. Several minutes later Mr I.D. came into the kitchen complaining there was watercress all over the living room and it didn't taste very nice. This was of some puzzlement to Gibbo as to his knowledge he had no watercress in the house. It was only on closer inspection that he discovered Fake I.D. had scoffed 4 geraniums. Don't ask how or why, but it is true. Predictably Fake I.D. has come in for some stick including many appaling jokes,names (see headline) etc. However he has taken it all very well and as a joke, so well done and keep on doing these hilarious things.
For an updated version of Fake ID's greatest moments click here
