Beano Kru pages focusing on and mocking the C-Bass culture- |
Here's a collection of links to C-Bass and Seabass related sites- 'C-Bass' Links www.townieswhy.co.uk - Studying the C-Bass phenomenon and asking why? http://justandrew0.tripod.com/townies.htm - A full study on the life and times of a C-Bass www.major-n.com/scally.shtml - A very amusing essay on the subject of C-Bass C-Bass Links www.c-bass.com - C-Bass is the established leader in servicing and scrutinizing credit-sensitve residential mortgages. Don't you know. www.cbasstn.de - Some German Chillout Trance House DJ dude Computer-Based Assignment Submissions System - Very Dull Seabass Links www.seabasslive.com - A bizarre Japanese site with many videos of Seabass www.seabasstales.org - Over 18's Seabass from Dumb and Dumber links "Kick his ass Seabass!" - Audio clips from Dumb and Dumber Dumb and Dumber Theme Park - Some saddo who has built a theme park with Rollercoaster Tycoon and named rides after Dumb and Dumber characters including Seabass. We Salute You. Cam Neely - Biography of the guy who played Seabass, apparently he was an NHL star and also played a character called trooper Seabass in Me, Myself and Irene. It was also the months of the Commonwealth games and C-Bass were in on this too |
Review of July/August 2002 |
Summer's always a quiet time for the kru and last July and August were no exception just a few C-Bass related articles appeared. C-Bass links: |
Here's a collection of links to C-Bass and Seabass related sites- 'C-Bass' Links www.townieswhy.co.uk - Studying the C-Bass phenomenon and asking why? http://justandrew0.tripod.com/townies.htm - A full study on the life and times of a C-Bass www.major-n.com/scally.shtml - A very amusing essay on the subject of C-Bass C-Bass Links www.c-bass.com - C-Bass is the established leader in servicing and scrutinizing credit-sensitve residential mortgages. Don't you know. www.cbasstn.de - Some German Chillout Trance House DJ dude Computer-Based Assignment Submissions System - Very Dull Seabass Links www.seabasslive.com - A bizarre Japanese site with many videos of Seabass www.seabasstales.org - Over 18's Seabass from Dumb and Dumber links "Kick his ass Seabass!" - Audio clips from Dumb and Dumber Dumb and Dumber Theme Park - Some saddo who has built a theme park with Rollercoaster Tycoon and named rides after Dumb and Dumber characters including Seabass. We Salute You. Cam Neely - Biography of the guy who played Seabass, apparently he was an NHL star and also played a character called trooper Seabass in Me, Myself and Irene. It was also the months of the Commonwealth games and C-Bass were in on this too |
Beano Kru pages focusing on and mocking the C-Bass culture- |
This is the Niue Island Rugby Sevens side I noticed this picture in the paper the other day, nothing exceptional in that you may think and neither did I until I looked closer and read the accompanying report. What originally caught my eye were the two blokes on the far right of the photo, does the dance they appear to performing look familiar? They are of course driving a car, as C-Bass do when they are getting down to 'Blow my whistle bitch' at the Visage. The bloke third from right looks as if he is just about to hit someone and the one second from left looks as if he is having a whale of a time. As I read the report I quickly noticed more C-Bassy tendancies. Apparently when Captain Cook attempted to land on the island he was unable to because of the local's. They drove him and his crew away under a hail of rocks and spears, earning the island the nickname 'Savage Island'. I then read the words to the teams' version of the Haka, it goes as follows- "We are cannibals, we are cannibals We will catch you, catch you We will tear you apart, rip you to pieces Then we're going to eat you, eat you" No crap about hairy men like in the New Zealand Haka. No, you certainly don't want to fuck with these guys. Anyway, I came to the only logical conclusion this is the mystical C-Bass Island that we have talked about on several occasions. I propose we should send all C-Bass to this island where they can do what ever they want. It suits them and it suites us.....Well it's an idea? Incidently the Niue Island rugby sevens side lost all three of their games. 31-5 against Canada, 66-0 against New Zealand and 54-5 against Scotland I apologise for how badly this is written, but when I began it seemed a good idea, I just couldn't be arsed to make a decent job of it. That last sentence sums up this website so well. That was probably actually one of the better efforts of the year as it had a degree of originaility. Anyway moving on. HMV I mean HMW had there huge summer clearout. |
