Flower Power ! I am delighted to be able to report this month that Fake ID is back on top form. The best being this little tale: After a night out on the bevvies Fake ID and his chums from Sprotborough, headed back to Gibbo's house for more drinking. On their return Fake ID was left in the living room on his own, whilst the other lads went.... somewhere else. Several minutes later Mr I.D. came into the kitchen complaining there was watercress all over the living room and it didn't taste very nice. This was of some puzzlement to Gibbo as to his knowledge he had no watercress in the house. It was only on closer inspection that he discovered Fake I.D. had scoffed 4 geraniums. Don't ask how or why, but it is true. Predictably Fake I.D. has come in for some stick including many appaling jokes,names (see headline) etc. However he has taken it all very well and as a joke, so well done and keep on doing these hilarious things. For an updated version of Fake ID's greatest moments click here Donny launches an advertising campaign |
As you may or may not BiG Pete is still in jail. Now although he committed a series of armed robberies and was jailed for life, we believe after serving 3 days he has learnt his lesson. This is why we are launching a BeanoKru appeal - Lets Free Pete. Now we have tried the diplomatic route. The Beanokru ambassador has spent the past few days trying to negotiate a compromise, but it has failed. That's why we need YOUR help! As you can probably see from the picture, Pete is not coping well. That weird smile shows signs of madness (and let's face it, he wasn't all there before he was sent down), they also don't serve kebabs and you don't want to know what goes on in the showers. So how can I help free BiG Pete from Doncatraz? I hear you cry. It is quite simple. All you need to do is tick one or more of the boxes below or suggest a why to help by e-mailing us at: appeal@beanokru.cjb.net |
Review of March/April 2002 After last months news of Big Pete's demise an appeal was launched |
As you may or may not BiG Pete is still in jail. Now although he committed a series of armed robberies and was jailed for life, we believe after serving 3 days he has learnt his lesson. This is why we are launching a BeanoKru appeal - Lets Free Pete. Now we have tried the diplomatic route. The Beanokru ambassador has spent the past few days trying to negotiate a compromise, but it has failed. That's why we need YOUR help! As you can probably see from the picture, Pete is not coping well. That weird smile shows signs of madness (and let's face it, he wasn't all there before he was sent down), they also don't serve kebabs and you don't want to know what goes on in the showers. So how can I help free BiG Pete from Doncatraz? I hear you cry. It is quite simple. All you need to do is tick one or more of the boxes below or suggest a why to help by e-mailing us at: appeal@beanokru.cjb.net |
Legal Disclaimer Everything you read above is complete bullshit and the Beanokru accepts no responsibility for any actions people might take after reading the above. More bullshit news |
"I am a Women !" This is the claim of one Beano Kru member. However we cannot name the member in question, as a legal injunction has been taken out against us publishing the story, similar to the one in the Garry Flitcroft case. However we will try bribe the judge more next time and bring you the story which matters to you. Chambers in failed Coup ! Adam 'the Lord' Chambers - Danum's very own Tory Boy - was yesterday involved in an attempted coup of the Tory Party leadership. Complaining bitterly after his arrest, Chambers said, "Were just too liberal these days, I've said time and time again, giving women the vote and educationg peasants gives them ideas and aspirations, it's not good for a strong nation and empire." The plan only failed after Chambers and his cronies mistook ex-Tory leader William Hague for Iain Duncan Smith. After capturing the hapless Hague they held him hostage, demanding a new leadership. Following a brief panic - as the police forgot who the real Tory leader was - Hague was released. In other news - Tony Blair yesterday declared himself Emperor-President of the Universe. However this was later rebuffed by the E.U. claiming it would give him an effective monopoly over inter-galatic power. They also cited law 77B/WX?6-FUKU which forbids the declaration of an evil dictatorship on any day beginning with the letter T, except when this day occurs on the 29 February of a leap year, or when the final two digits of the year are a prime number, in which case every day is permissable except Wednesday afternoon. There was some real news |
Eyes gets Busted After last months bull shit news I would just like to say this is REAL. Just two days after passing his driving test, Eyes was pulled over by the cops. He was mistaken for a joyrider when he hit a curb when cornering. Unluckily for Eyes he was spotted and pulled over. However after showing in theory he could drive (his license) he was allowed to continue his journey. |
Flower Power ! I am delighted to be able to report this month that Fake ID is back on top form. The best being this little tale: After a night out on the bevvies Fake ID and his chums from Sprotborough, headed back to Gibbo's house for more drinking. On their return Fake ID was left in the living room on his own, whilst the other lads went.... somewhere else. Several minutes later Mr I.D. came into the kitchen complaining there was watercress all over the living room and it didn't taste very nice. This was of some puzzlement to Gibbo as to his knowledge he had no watercress in the house. It was only on closer inspection that he discovered Fake I.D. had scoffed 4 geraniums. Don't ask how or why, but it is true. Predictably Fake I.D. has come in for some stick including many appaling jokes,names (see headline) etc. However he has taken it all very well and as a joke, so well done and keep on doing these hilarious things. For an updated version of Fake ID's greatest moments click here Donny launches an advertising campaign |
