Fructidor 3:The Beat goes on.... Date: 29 July 2001 @ BiG Pete's House Attendance:7 Review; After the euphoria of that historic Friday night of Fructidor 2, it was very much hoped that when the beat goes on, it would well and truly leave east Intake flabagasted like never before. But on the contrary, this is how Boss and BiG Pete's weekend deteriorated ,in the build up.It was planned that the man who likes to think he's a messiah and the man who in reality, is, a messiah, would be bang it out @ Gatecrasher, bosh away @ Insomniacz and then witness the beat going on. But this was to alter. First of all, the entire weekend was in doubt as Mr. and Mrs. big pete's cruise got cancelled, but then this was rectified by them going to majorca instead, but then the man who strives to be called moses fell ill to a chronic virus with the worlds longest name (when translated from medicalese to English). So eventually GC and somZ were out of the question.Then Mr. BiG pete was notified about F2, and pu full security on making sure that F3 would just be a pipe dream.So it was not to be. BiG P was still hopeful, mind, but he uninvited a couple of key guests(sorry gem).So now at the start of F3;TBGO it was just BiG Pete and Dodworth taggin along( in a typical Dodworth fashion). Then the man himself, Beano, showed up with his kronenberg 1664,it then looked like it would be just those 3, making F1 look decent, but then Rog "the BoB" 's crew showed their face as Frantic banged out. And when Steven Boss Moses the Messiah Marshall took a break from stickin paracetemols where the sun, my friend, don't fuckin shine, the numbers were well and tuly above that of Fructidor 1 (by 3 to be exact). Apart from the squabbling over pizza by Rog "the BoB" 's crew, BiG Pete and Dodworth(taggin along, in a typical Dodworth fashion) waiting 48 years for their pizza, and brown doing a runner, the night wasn't that bad. Also Dodworth( in typical Dodworth fashion) resumed his seat in the corner which incidently will have his name engraved come the next Fructidor bash at BiG P's house.Smithers kept a low profile( asssted by the fact that he failed to show his face). Look out For Fructidor 4:Back the track up@ Beano's mansion. its gonna blow northern townmoor away. Rating:- Atmosphere:2/5 Public opinion:2/5 Turnout:2/5 Neibour hood reaction:2/5(hopefully) Tunes:3/5 Overall:2.2/5 |
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Fructidor flops !!!! Date April 7th 2001 Attendance: 4 BiG Pete thought it would be a brilliant idea to celebrate breaking up for easter by hosting a party. Iz mum and dad ad gone away for da weekend and e ad the house to imself. However he forget one major ingredient of a good party, the people. The party looked doomed from the beginning of the week when e realised half the people who were supposed to be going, were buggering of to London for the weekend. But this did not put him off. He went to the trouble of coming up wid a name,Fructidor, he even made posters for his house and until Satdy night (the night of the party) thought he wud still ave a respectable turnout. But things started to look bad when Fake ID rung him to say he probably wouldn't be coming, e said " that none of iz mates who he woz supposed to be bringing were not gonna be coming either". Mad Rick then informed Pete he wouldn't be coming. The number of people going, down was down to just 5. Beano and Ginner were first to arrive and were shocked to find out the numbers Pete was expecting. Wes woz the next to arrive and woz also the first leave, the expression on his face when he saw the turnout woz one of shock. However Pete assured him Bob would turn up soon, but he failed to show. But for the people who did turn up (except for maybe Wes) it wasn't a bad night. Better luck for thermidor in the summer Pete! |
Rating:- Atmosphere 3/5 Public opinion 1/5 Turnout -4000/5 Neighbourhood reaction 3/5 Tunes 3/5 Overall 2/5 |
Fructidor Flips !!!! Name: Fructidor 2 the second coming Date: Friday 22 June 2001 @ BiG Pete's House Attendance:21 Review; After the bitter disappointment of d original Fructidor, the makers of BiG Pete (ie.his parents)went to the makers of the people who made the makers of BiG Pete(ie.his grandparents)'s villa on d coast,another potential party.Determined to amend the bad memory of Fructidor,Pete handed over the marketing campaign 2 da 1 and only boss and the man himself...Beano.At first the campaign looked rocky as Rog"the BoB" Roberts's imaginary friend; DJ Dave Cole threatened to sabotage the attendance.Then, as BiG pete arrived at school on the morning of Wednesday he saw a swamp of maps 2 his house with attendance quotes potentially bursting capacity.Pete quite literally shit himself.How would the bangin fred react 2 this. Now BiG Pete's main aim was 2 hactually know 50% of the people there.Friday Morning approached us the party economy had hit a downswing again and it was Pete's turn to cordially welcome people himself.The outllook was uncertain. It was 7.30, the Progressive sound had begun with "coma2.Beano had a premonition that we'd be sat down drinking 48 cans of heineken(the unofficial suppliers of Fructidor 2).But then Rog "the BoB" was on the horizon with dodworth (in a typical Dodworth fashion) tagging along.Dodworth then discovered the corner chair which he'd spend the rest of the night sulking in.By 8.30 the attendance was @ 15,after Mad Ricks precedented arrival.Then,the success of the marketing campaign was unveiled,Freaky dave showed his face along with da Hodge monster(nuff respect going out 2 Boss and Beano).By the time Hughes+bitch had arrived the numbers were at a stokin 21(an all time East Intake record).There was no debate about it..it was head to head battle of music,swedds in room2 V twats in room1.it was a fierce friendly battle but the banggin trance shon through.After Freaky Dave consumed 7 cans along with Fake ID(with the Fake id'd themed parties) and his 1 bottle wonder "Why do I always get pissed so easy".The Hard Trance then banged out as the party moved outdoors.Then BiG pete,Beano,Boss and Hughes's bitch enjoyed(especially da bitch) some hardcore lesbo porn.This time beano was not the only one to say"Taaaaarrrrr".Overall it was a bangin nite with not 1 bang from Fred nextdoor.the beano triplet chilled b4 hittin the drugs(ie.Herby's bitches wine) and suffering the harsh results of excessive consumption of a demerit good. man of the match= Fake ID(with the Fake Id'd themed parties).Smithers kept a low profile.Unlucky 2 Wes who declined the offer during the week. Rating:- Atmosphere 5/5 Public Opinion 4/5 Turnout 4/5 Neighbourhood reaction 1/5 Tunes 3/5 Overall 4/5 |
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Fructidor 3:The Beat goes on.... Date: 29 July 2001 @ BiG Pete's House Attendance:7 Review; After the euphoria of that historic Friday night of Fructidor 2, it was very much hoped that when the beat goes on, it would well and truly leave east Intake flabagasted like never before. But on the contrary, this is how Boss and BiG Pete's weekend deteriorated ,in the build up.It was planned that the man who likes to think he's a messiah and the man who in reality, is, a messiah, would be bang it out @ Gatecrasher, bosh away @ Insomniacz and then witness the beat going on. But this was to alter. First of all, the entire weekend was in doubt as Mr. and Mrs. big pete's cruise got cancelled, but then this was rectified by them going to majorca instead, but then the man who strives to be called moses fell ill to a chronic virus with the worlds longest name (when translated from medicalese to English). So eventually GC and somZ were out of the question.Then Mr. BiG pete was notified about F2, and pu full security on making sure that F3 would just be a pipe dream.So it was not to be. BiG P was still hopeful, mind, but he uninvited a couple of key guests(sorry gem).So now at the start of F3;TBGO it was just BiG Pete and Dodworth taggin along( in a typical Dodworth fashion). Then the man himself, Beano, showed up with his kronenberg 1664,it then looked like it would be just those 3, making F1 look decent, but then Rog "the BoB" 's crew showed their face as Frantic banged out. And when Steven Boss Moses the Messiah Marshall took a break from stickin paracetemols where the sun, my friend, don't fuckin shine, the numbers were well and tuly above that of Fructidor 1 (by 3 to be exact). Apart from the squabbling over pizza by Rog "the BoB" 's crew, BiG Pete and Dodworth(taggin along, in a typical Dodworth fashion) waiting 48 years for their pizza, and brown doing a runner, the night wasn't that bad. Also Dodworth( in typical Dodworth fashion) resumed his seat in the corner which incidently will have his name engraved come the next Fructidor bash at BiG P's house.Smithers kept a low profile( asssted by the fact that he failed to show his face). Look out For Fructidor 4:Back the track up@ Beano's mansion. its gonna blow northern townmoor away. Rating:- Atmosphere:2/5 Public opinion:2/5 Turnout:2/5 Neibour hood reaction:2/5(hopefully) Tunes:3/5 Overall:2.2/5 |
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