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Fructidor 7
...the most fantastic thing you've ever heard...
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Date: 22/09/01
Attendance:19
After (soz Beano) our Ibizan exploits, it was time 4 the craziest party this side of Western Europe to return to where it all began, in the somewhat humble dwellings of BiG Pete's house 4 arguably the most successful Fructidor event yet.Despite a delayed start 2 marketing and initial mixed responses, you could feel the anticipation amongst the loyal punters who were unable 2 see every body's favourite mash up abroad. As soon as BiG Pete kicked it off with some dirty underground Techno, Tsunami arrived, and b4 U could say "how do" Eyes and  Fructidor virgin;Alex were aready making their way in2 the coveted East Intake venue.After an hour of prancing around the numbers were already challenging that of F2. And by the time Dodworth resumed his reserved seat, the party had already exploded. Even Fred was apparently having it 2 the sound of some twisted Tech-Trance. But then, as Boss dropped Komodo on the sound system, Beano spoke of his much anticipatedarrival in approx. 5 mins, and as he did make his entrance, the euphoria was unbelievable as all revellers present joined Herby and moses in kneeling b4 him and worshipping the guy. Probably the most shocking moment of the night was the moment that gave F7 its headline; as the chillout lounge upstairs was in full flow, Sundeep ma man (star of quad alliance) was gettin a little bit 2 frisky with his +bitch, and the midway down the body action was in full flow as a shocked hurby and Mcfash found out. And the applause when they left the bedroom rivaled that of Beano's arrival,.........yes.........Sundeep "ma man"........he doesn't get the "ma man" bit 4 no reason U know......well its actually cos of Quiff,not this incident.Aside from this, False proof of identification in order to gain entry to a public house for the purpose of consumption of alcoholic demerit beverages......take a breath....was once again on championship form as he seemed 2 have an obscene fasination with BiG Pete's school tie along with Ginner gettin all C-Bass on every1. Despite maybe Gemma(see message board) an extremely fantastic night was enjoyed by all. And smithers even returned to keep a lower profile than ever b4.look out 4 F8 (fcuk knows where its gonna B)
Atmosphere:4/5
Public opinion:5/5
Turnout:4/5
Neighbourhood reaction:1/5(touch wood)
Tunes:5/5
overall:4/5

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Fructidor 8,the resistance is now!!! @BiG Pete's House
BiG Pete's parents have gone away,caneheads are getting anxious, a night@Gatecrasher is on th horizon...U know wot that means dontcha? U got it(well actually I haven't got a clue if u got it but there u go) Its Fructidor time(not exactly cheese free).The venue had a new look to it with a refurbishment of the main arena with a whopping gr8 new sound system and lighting blew evry1 away(or gave them epilectic fits). It started as usual with moses and pete arriving 1st then sahara came along with a new addition to the Fructidor family , that being ultra conventional jo(only joking if ur actually reading this).Then Doddy came along to try and pull this Jo characterette.More randoms came along as BiG pete became more and more fcuked and resident DJ; Tsunami banged out Dance Valley 2001 Theme 2 make Pete's dream come tru and signified the peak of Fructidor. Even Hoggy the Hog man came along to this Fucker!!!Smithers originally declined the offer of attending and then decided to carry on his low profileness of recent events.The title of resistance is now is rather a contradiction because as much as I h8 2 admit it,this was the day wen Fructidor changed from being a mad house party 2 a conventional gathering where the place gets wrecked and other sad stuff  happens.However the highligt of the night had 2b myself(pete) asking nicely 4 eyes 2 stop bottling a shag with gemma and to get the hell out of my bathroom with me needing a piss,consequently after encouragment,steam blasted out petes ears and he kicked the frickin door down(well not exactly), much to pies&gems surprise+evry1 elses amusement.Other highlights included matchstick eating and ofcourse another historic entrance by beano.O yeh,nearly 4got doddy marking his new territory.Thats all folks better L8 than never.
Atmosphere:2/5
Public opinion:3/5
Turnout:3/5
Neighbourhood reaction:4.5/5(fred made his 1st legite appearance)
Tunes:4/5
Overall:3/5

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