Welcome to the first and last Gimp of the Year. The votes have been cast and counted and even though the result was a foregone conclusion, below are some the reasons we received. Previous Gimp of the month 2001 Gimp of the Year Sponsered by Lord Chambers From: Emo Reason: Cos it just wouldn't be the same without the Lord wearing his crown From: Steven Marshall Reason: Cos I know what his reaction will be when he learns the news From: Tofty Reason: For slagging of our leader, Beano's hair From: Tofty Reason: For slagging of my hair From: The Lord Reason: For being a Gimp Other Nominations Humerous nomination Nominee: Surrey University From: Fake ID Reason: For thinking they can put interviews at 11 in the morning. Catering for all the southerners but not thinking about us northerners. Discriminative prejudiced bastards. Does northern England not exist anymore! Ever heard of the afternoon! Everyone visiting this site should boycott Surrey University meaning their intake will be down by...erm......1. Nominee: Hickman From: The Emlyn massive Reason: Fructidor comments, Beanokru comments, Dwellers comments, need I go on. Not a personal thing just don't slag of the almighty. Nominee: Poskovski From: Moses Reason: For claiming in November's Gimp of the month, that he is an original member of the Danum Posse! No mate Myself, Beano, BiG Pete, Sunny, Hughes and Herbertism in the 21st century are the original and the best!!!!! (note: Eyes left out for comic effect) Nominee: Eyes From: Beano Reason: He's shit at football and this will piss him off big style. Plus numerous votes for Hughes. However seen as they were all sent within minutes of each other and are all from different people, I think it might be Hughes can't read and instead of entering the Gimps name he entered his. Reasons included: he makes our maths lessons shit, he makes our band shit and he makes the Dwellers shit. So there you go that is the final Gimp of the month and the reasons for Chambers were shit again, but he is the popular choice. To see some better reasons check out Gimp of the month from September (link at top of page) |
In a desperate attempt to give a tired old feature a new lease of life, Gimp of the month has been renamed Eejit of the month. Next month we will celebrate the the year 2001, by announcing the Gimp of the year and hopefully by the new year, we will have come up wit a new feature. So vote now for the person you think has shown outstanding ability in the field of being a Gimp, to help you out why not check out some of the previous Gimps by clicking one of the links below. Previous Gimp of the month November's Eejit of the month Charles (don't know the guys second name) From: Fake ID Reason: Charles because he talks posh and brings his guitar to school and wears nail varnish and talks bollocks (so do you) and thinks he's cool and thinks he's good at the guitar when he's not and asks for harder homework in Physics. Is that enough reasons. GGGGRRRRR From: Fake ID Reason: Thougt I'd vote for him again, just for good measure. From: Mad Rick Reason: He is a tosser From: Poskovski Reason: For attempting to outshine and outdo all of us original Danum Posse and thinking that he is well wicked!!! It must not continue, fight for regained liberty!!!!!!!!!!! From: BiG Pete Reason:1) for threatening to wire my ear up to a plug socket just for listening to bangin' hard house in the sweddy corner. 2) trying to kick me 3) Being a typical middle class socialist 4) I'm jumping on Fake ID's bandwagon in the hunt against Charlie Other Nominations Nominee: Adam 'the lord' Chambers From: Adam ' the lord' Chambers Reason: I nominate myself. Reasons to complex to go into, however I act like a gimp even though I live on the dark side, with my new hairdo looking like a young Labour supporter. Nominee: Hickman From: Lord Chambers Reason: Haven't forgiven him for thinking he is ace for being a gimp, and he is a retarded bastard at the best of times-well said Moses NB Keep Gimp of the month alive, we need to slag off Charles (evil rick), hickman and the lord. |
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Welcome to the first and last Gimp of the Year. The votes have been cast and counted and even though the result was a foregone conclusion, below are some the reasons we received. Previous Gimp of the month 2001 Gimp of the Year Sponsered by Lord Chambers From: Emo Reason: Cos it just wouldn't be the same without the Lord wearing his crown From: Steven Marshall Reason: Cos I know what his reaction will be when he learns the news From: Tofty Reason: For slagging of our leader, Beano's hair From: Tofty Reason: For slagging of my hair From: The Lord Reason: For being a Gimp Other Nominations Humerous nomination Nominee: Surrey University From: Fake ID Reason: For thinking they can put interviews at 11 in the morning. Catering for all the southerners but not thinking about us northerners. Discriminative prejudiced bastards. Does northern England not exist anymore! Ever heard of the afternoon! Everyone visiting this site should boycott Surrey University meaning their intake will be down by...erm......1. Nominee: Hickman From: The Emlyn massive Reason: Fructidor comments, Beanokru comments, Dwellers comments, need I go on. Not a personal thing just don't slag of the almighty. Nominee: Poskovski From: Moses Reason: For claiming in November's Gimp of the month, that he is an original member of the Danum Posse! No mate Myself, Beano, BiG Pete, Sunny, Hughes and Herbertism in the 21st century are the original and the best!!!!! (note: Eyes left out for comic effect) Nominee: Eyes From: Beano Reason: He's shit at football and this will piss him off big style. Plus numerous votes for Hughes. However seen as they were all sent within minutes of each other and are all from different people, I think it might be Hughes can't read and instead of entering the Gimps name he entered his. Reasons included: he makes our maths lessons shit, he makes our band shit and he makes the Dwellers shit. So there you go that is the final Gimp of the month and the reasons for Chambers were shit again, but he is the popular choice. To see some better reasons check out Gimp of the month from September (link at top of page) |
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