September's Gimp of the Month Adam 'Lord' Chambers It appears Democracy has failed Lord Chambers again. The old facist won't be best pleased to learn he has been voted September's Gimp of the month. But the vote was unanimous. Here were some of the reasons given From: Bob Random (Chairman of the BiG Pete Independent Fan Cliub) Reason:Just look at him and if you can't look at him, listen to him. From: Tofty Reason: Because Chambers is Chambers From: Moses The Messiah Reason: He is an ugly Jabroni, who needs to get out more!!!!! Just look / listen at him. But seen as these reasons are a bag of wank, here are just some of our suggestions. (You really should try harder, this was your opportunity to slag off Chambers) 1. His regualar outbursts, concerning the working classes and the North/South divide 2. He thinks he is ace at tennis and fencing 3. He thinks he is the best at history, politics, debating; no Chambers you are only the best at being big headed 4. He won't visit our website, even though he is dieing to. If you are reading this Chambers, we win, ha, ha, ha 5.He has schoolboy crushes on the following:- Ann Widdecombe Margaret Thatcher Eddie Izzard Any Tory Back bencher (not bothered about gender) The Queen 6. Not thinking Mr 'Cactus Wollo, how's ye father' Wolerton is a living legend. 7. For becoming an even mardier bastard before last year's exam . Chambers, as your dream women would say "Adam Chambers, you are the weakest link, Goodbye !!!" (Cheesy or what?) Send all complaints to beanokru@hotmail.com |
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September's Gimp of the Month Adam 'Lord' Chambers It appears Democracy has failed Lord Chambers again. The old facist won't be best pleased to learn he has been voted September's Gimp of the month. But the vote was unanimous. Here were some of the reasons given From: Bob Random (Chairman of the BiG Pete Independent Fan Cliub) Reason:Just look at him and if you can't look at him, listen to him. From: Tofty Reason: Because Chambers is Chambers From: Moses The Messiah Reason: He is an ugly Jabroni, who needs to get out more!!!!! Just look / listen at him. But seen as these reasons are a bag of wank, here are just some of our suggestions. (You really should try harder, this was your opportunity to slag off Chambers) 1. His regualar outbursts, concerning the working classes and the North/South divide 2. He thinks he is ace at tennis and fencing 3. He thinks he is the best at history, politics, debating; no Chambers you are only the best at being big headed 4. He won't visit our website, even though he is dieing to. If you are reading this Chambers, we win, ha, ha, ha 5.He has schoolboy crushes on the following:- Ann Widdecombe Margaret Thatcher Eddie Izzard Any Tory Back bencher (not bothered about gender) The Queen 6. Not thinking Mr 'Cactus Wollo, how's ye father' Wolerton is a living legend. 7. For becoming an even mardier bastard before last year's exam . Chambers, as your dream women would say "Adam Chambers, you are the weakest link, Goodbye !!!" (Cheesy or what?) Send all complaints to beanokru@hotmail.com |
October's Gimp of the Month Andrew Hickman Despite an early surge of votes for the reigning champion; Chambers, Mr Andrew Hickman takes the coveted title for October 2001. There are several reasons Hickman won this months title. Firstly I didn't fancy being on the end of legal action if Chambers won the award again. Secondy Hickman had an outrageous outburst against the Beanokru website (It went as follows; "This web site is full of shite but it gets more visit than Fructidor!") and thirdly he received the most votes. Here are some of the nominations:- From: Tofty Reason: That's it now, Hickman for the Gimp of the Month. All behind me(not litterally I hope).Raise your hand and vote, that even includes 'The Lord' if he wishes. From: Adam Chambers (or at least someone claiming to be the old Lord) Reason: His lack of culture astounds me, an example of this is how can the Matrix be bettr than Terminator 2. Respect due for slagging off this vermin of a site. From: Moses Reason: Hickman 4 the Gimp!!!! We will Rule Supreme! From: Moses Reason: (In reply to Hickman's outburst) You retarded bastard the only reason that it gets more visits than Fructidor is because of wannabe Kruers such as yourself!!!! The website is the forefront of 6th form activities from Virtual Illusion to Dorset, sixth form parties to Fructidor and beyond!!! Together Fructidor, BK recordings and Da Beanokru website will form a coalition and unite against Gimps such as yourself !!!! As shall be hence forth voting for you as the Gimp of the month!!!! From: Sunny Reason: It's very simple, THE BEANO KRU AND FRUCTIDOR RULES!!!! It aint hard, only 6 words, so don't dis it man!!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah! And some other nominations From: Paul Roberts Reason: I believe Paul Roberts should win the title, for his recent outbursts against the Kru From: A random Beanokru source Reason: The current champion Chambers should win the title for not taking his current Gimpus malympus reign like a man. He described it as "totally and utterly absurd" when displayng his apparent anger. |
A new feature for the Beanokru website; after the recent craze in the Beanokru of calling people Gimps I thought it was only natural that we should award people who have truly excelled in the field of being a GIMP. This prestigious and possibly embarrassing award will be given out on a monthly basis, to the biggest gimp of that particualer month. However it does rely on you nominating people. If you want to nominate someone, go to the bottom of the screen and simply fill in the form. The winner will be the nominated gimp with the best reason for why they are a gimp. (Please note: no prizes will be given to the gimp of the month and the website's decision is final. Previous winners can be nominated again. Anyone found to be nominating themselves will face a one year Gimp of the month ban, this feature is just for a cheap laugh,so please don't be offrnded) |
