Save the Kru Bad news from Beanoland fans it is looking as if the Beanokru website could go out of existence. This is because Homestead want to charge us $10 a month to put this crap on the web, and being tight Yorkshiremen there is obviously no chance of us paying. So we have to look for a new home. The problem this means work and possibly redesigning the whole site, now not only are we tight, we are also work shy, so the chances of us bothering are slim. However you could convince us to carry on. Now you have two choices give us money, which might be being a bit optimistic, alternatively you could e-mail me, begging to continue. At Fructidor we managed to get about 20 signatures supporting us so we might continue. The Guestbook will also be disappearing from the 26th of June, although we will try to replace it. |
June 2001 |
Nothings gonna happen Don't expect much news this month, as we are doing our AS level exams. So unless it gets to much for someone and they do something silly, I can't see anyting happening. That and I can't be arsed. |
Exams all over I am happy to report that all members of the BeanoKru came through the exams unscathed. Although there were some hairy moments. Most notably Phil Maddison aka 'Fake ID', who spent a night at Cusworths, due to a clash of exams, or at least that what he told us. On returning to school, Fake ID commented, "I was treated like royalty." Not being one to speculate (yeah right), I will leave you to draw your own conclusions, but needless to say he has remained quiet on the topic. Although he say enjoyed a meal of quiche, chips and beans, a dissapointment to Beano and BiG Pete who expected him to return with tales of gourmet meals. In other exam news, I can confirm that everyone is confident they failed maths, but look on the bright side, we never have to do it again. A certain Ginner also managed to do the wrong economics paper. Although he claims it was intentional, spouting some bollocks about how he did it in geography, most people think he is just dumb and did the wrong question. |
FRUCTIDOR FLIPS After the bitter disappointment of d original Fructidor, the makers of BiG Pete (ie.his parents)went to the makers of the people who made the makers of BiG Pete(ie.his grandparents)'s villa on d coast,another potential party.Determined to amend the bad memory of Fructidor,Pete handed over the marketing campaign 2 da 1 and only boss and the man himself...Beano.At first the campaign looked rocky as Rog"the BoB" Roberts's imaginary friend; DJ Dave Cole threatened to sabotage the attendance.Then, as BiG pete arrived at school on the morning of Wednesday he saw a swamp of maps 2 his house with attendance quotes potentially bursting capacity.Pete quite literally shit himself.How would the bangin fred react 2 this. Now BiG Pete's main aim was 2 hactually know 50% of the people there.Friday Morning approached us the party economy had hit a downswing again and it was Pete's turn to cordially welcome people himself.The outllook was uncertain. It was 7.30, the Progressive sound had begun with "coma2.Beano had a premonition that we'd be sat down drinking 48 cans of heineken(the unofficial suppliers of Fructidor 2).But then Rog "the BoB" was on the horizon with dodworth (in a typical Dodworth fashion) tagging along.Dodworth then discovered the corner chair which he'd spend the rest of the night sulking in.By 8.30 the attendance was @ 15,after Mad Ricks precedented arrival.Then,the success of the marketing campaign was unveiled,Freaky dave showed his face along with da Hodge monster(nuff respect going out 2 Boss and Beano).By the time Hughes+bitch had arrived the numbers were at a stokin 21(an all time East Intake record).There was no debate about it..it was head to head battle of music,swedds in room2 V twats in room1.it was a fierce friendly battle but the banggin trance shon through.After Freaky Dave consumed 7 cans along with Fake ID(with the Fake id'd themed parties) and his 1 bottle wonder "Why do I always get pissed so easy".The Hard Trance then banged out as the party moved outdoors.Then BiG pete,Beano,Boss and Hughes's bitch enjoyed(especially da bitch) some hardcore lesbo porn.This time beano was not the only one to say"Taaaaarrrrr".Overall it was a bangin nite with not 1 bang from Fred nextdoor.the beano triplet chilled b4 hittin the drugs(ie.Herby's bitches wine) and suffering the harsh results of excessive consumption of a demerit good. man of the match= Fake ID(with the Fake Id'd themed parties).Smithers kept a low profile.Unlucky 2 Wes who declined the offer during the week. |
Save the Kru Bad news from Beanoland fans it is looking as if the Beanokru website could go out of existence. This is because Homestead want to charge us $10 a month to put this crap on the web, and being tight Yorkshiremen there is obviously no chance of us paying. So we have to look for a new home. The problem this means work and possibly redesigning the whole site, now not only are we tight, we are also work shy, so the chances of us bothering are slim. However you could convince us to carry on. Now you have two choices give us money, which might be being a bit optimistic, alternatively you could e-mail me, begging to continue. At Fructidor we managed to get about 20 signatures supporting us so we might continue. The Guestbook will also be disappearing from the 26th of June, although we will try to replace it. |
News from the month of June in the year 2001 |
