November 2001
Dwellers Update
Seen as it has been something of a slow news month, I thought I would give you an update on that sorry excuse for a five-a-side football team - The Urban Dwellers. The season began with high hopes, the team were young, hungry and surely it would simply be a matter of turning up and the results would come. Not so, to say the Dwellers have struggled is something of an understatement. The results have gone as follows; 1-12, 3-9, 2-13, 4-17, 1-12, 2-13 all lost. Ah well it's the taking part that counts or whatever that shit excuse for a saying is. Anyway next week we face our most important match of the season so far. We play fellow piss poor team the Royston Crappers. The Dwellers will be triumphant!!!!!!
To make it sound like a genuine football interview I would just like to add
"It's a game of two halves, were just taking one game at a time, no disrepect to the opposition but their called the Royston Crappers and the boy's done good."
More news on the Dwellers at http://urbandwellers.homestead.com
