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Emergency links have been placed on every page, because we realise that many of our loyal followers browse the site at school when they should be working. So if a teacher sneaks up on you wanting to know what you are doing, simply go to the bottom of the page and click on the Emergency link. You will immeadiately be taken to an educational site....probably.....because just for the sheer fun of it, the Beanokru website have developed some rogue sites which you certainly wouldn't like to be seen at.
Happy Birthday Beanokru Website
I haven't really got a story to go with this, I'll just say we are celebrating, perhaps celebrating isn't the right word....acknowledging the first bithday of the site. Check out the old news to see some stories from the past year and the review of the year.
18th Birthday Greetings
Looks as though it will be a busy year for the Beanokru, as members celebrate their 18th birhtdays. This week has seen Ginners and Fake ID's birthday celebrations. Now I wouldn't normally write about these 'cause there isn't that much to say, but at Fake ID's, millions (well Nupa and someone else) came up to me and said you have got to put this on the site, so here goes.
Well we basically got there pretty late and there was free booze so everyone was battered. We then sat around and nothing really happened, a very unusual occurence at one of Fake ID's parties. This all changed however when Fake ID got chucked out of his house by his folks. Now the original plan was to go down to his local 'The Ivanhoe' which is down the road and a mere 5 minutes walk away. This though was far too simple for Fake ID, oh no instead he thought it was an excellent idea to go the 'Boat Inn', a  quiet little Public House by the river in a picturesque valley. Wonderful you might think, but there was a slight problem, you see Fake ID lives at the top of the valley. Now in normal circumstances this is no great difficulty, but this wasn't really normal. Imagine the scenario you have around 30 mostly drunk, rowdy 17/18 year old stumbling over fields in the dark, however as we were to find this was the easy part. After this leg of the jourey was successfully negotiated we had the second half. This involved climbing down a steep valley side footpath. To me this was hilarious because for some reason I wasn't drinking, but with hindsight god knows how it didn't end in someone falling down and breaking their neck or someone ending up in the river. At the pub nothing really happened again and everyone staggered back up the hill to go to the Ivanhoe. At the top we saw some Sprotbrough C-Bass (right bunch of pussys) who threatened a group of us and then took it all back when they realised there was more of us. Anyway then I went home and who knows what happened. A good night was enjoyed by all, but I can't help thinking it would have been better under the influence of alcohol.