This is the part of the site where members of the kru can have their say. Basically each month one member of the Kru takes over this page, putting whatever they want on here. If you want to appear here e-mail me. Previous Rants (the legal bit) Just remember all views on this page are those of the contributer and don't neccesarilly reflect those of the Beanokru or its members. (I should warn you, this page does contains obscene images ie. Margaret Thatcher, people with a weak stomach should probably stop reading here, unless of course you are Lord Chambers, then I would advise going to get some bog roll) This month Emlyn Simpson writes Hey, the Emlyn massive here, ranting cos no one else could be arsed I reckon and I am not in the best mood after we, the Urban Dwellers, took another royal dicking. Yes we may try, but tonight it didn't go right, again. Anyway that's not pissing me off cos we know we are fecking ace but we just have to prove it against Royston Crappers or them fecking Giftwrap people or whoever they are. To start the word royal came up, they piss me off, a bunch of useless, old, ugly (as I am the prettiest around!), waste of tax payers money (er...yeah I pay some taxes) I hate living in a country (I'm not going into a Charles a couple of weeks ago mode) that prides itself on having this stuck up cow looking at me everyday on my hard earnt money, when what does she do for her money eh? Just sits on her arse more than Jim Royle, and not for me to knock that quality guy, but she does shit all. Brings in tourism they tell me, well the Japs (no not racist) come to look at the buildings and say "Ah that is where the Queen lives Ya!" they don't see her, they don't have a clue if she is in there, for all they know she could have a firework up her arse in Balmoral or all wherever she lives in fecking Scotland, and Scotland can form the basis of another rant I really don't want to get started on McThis and McThat. However that brings me on nicely to what I really want to rant about, people in jobs who think they are so much better than you when really they have fucked up and can't admit it. You all know who I work for, and if you don't work it out; large American 'Restaurant' chain who put a fucking Scottish part in front of all there now overpriced burgers and they are in touch with the youth of today with their sad meal toys for kids and the endless number of brats coming up and asking for some toy and they wonder why you've gone out at them when you don't know a Tellytubby from a Tweeny, in fact why have they never done a Tweeny promotion? Good are Tellytubbies! Or at least so I'm told. Other people in jobs who think they are better and more important than others, football refs (especially Dwellers refs, why do they hate us?) Now something a bit more serious, one thing that really pissed me off and I genuinely mean REALLY pissed me off, is the fucking media and the shit some have to put up with. Apart from getting some stuff completely wrong, the stuff they report is getting worse. Alright they have a job to do covering stories such as the Gallagher brothers' grans funerals or something, which is bad enough on page 15, but to have Michael Barrymore on the font page of every tabloid crying his eyes out at his mum's funeral is beyond me. I mean it's a personal affair where he wanted to say bye to someone he loved and it should have been kept out of the public eye. I don't care what you think about him, whether you think is just a queer who puts fags out in the pool rather than an ashtray or a quality TV presenter, the media should not of done what they did, it was wong, you know it was, and even Chris Moyles thought it was wrong. On a lighter note, look-alikes, what are they all about, I mean is someone seriously saying that Lord Chambers' heroes IDS and Hague aren't the same goon in a mask, I reckon it's Thatcher under there coming back to take over the world. Other look a likes that I don't get are Alan Wright and Mark Draper at Villa a couple of seasons ago, dunno if they still both play, that's the thing, it was just a scam to get more merchandise out of ya, and that the sticker book people could make more cash, same person I tell ya, ever seen em together? Two of a kind? Other things on my mind: What about feckin Beatles, are they any really? Oasis tribute band if yo ask me. Insominacs north closing down; what's all that about ????!!!!! Computers that keep crashing when your trying to write a random rant. Women pouring drinks over your head - I just don't get it; well actually I got it, over me! DVDs I mean we are not all loaded and don't get all the cool stuff on video, you know the extra bts and directors cut and stuff The Emlyn Massive would like to thank: A massive thank you to Beano and the Beanokru for making this possible and entertaining many bored sixth formers, frees pass quicker in the lovely study centre. Also Toft for his lifts everywhere over the last few months, I apprecite it dude, Fake ID for his continued humour even when he's not trying to be funny, the Dwellers especially for their support in needy times, Eminem for pissing off the old fucking wankers in the country and for making me laugh from time to time, Big Jamie Dalton for the believable stories, Carol Voderman for wearing a revealing dress at the TV awards and looking fine (please say your having a laugh) Eyes for not scoring more goals than me so far for the Dwellers, all the birds in school for looking ace and actually being cool people too, you know who you are, all the cool bands for staying true to their fans and continuing to release quality music, that includes yeah,yeah,yeah and twats music, if you want. David Beckham for apparently getting his wif up t'duff again and yeah 'that' goal. Anyone I've missed off I'm sorry, either I got bored typing or you are not important enough. That's better I feel better for it, sorry for bin a bit moody but we have to from time to time and hey I am more than most. Anyway, look after yourselfs and your mothers, or however it goes........ Long live the Beanokru, Fructidor and Lord Chambers. |
This is the part of the site where members of the kru can have their say. Basically each month one member of the Kru takes over this page, putting whatever they want on here. If you want to appear here e-mail me. Previous Rants (the legal bit) Just remember all views on this page are those of the contributer and don't neccesarilly reflect those of the Beanokru or its members. (I should warn you, this page does contains obscene images ie. Margaret Thatcher, people with a weak stomach should probably stop reading here, unless of course you are Lord Chambers, then I would advise going to get some bog roll) This month Emlyn Simpson writes Hey, the Emlyn massive here, ranting cos no one else could be arsed I reckon and I am not in the best mood after we, the Urban Dwellers, took another royal dicking. Yes we may try, but tonight it didn't go right, again. Anyway that's not pissing me off cos we know we are fecking ace but we just have to prove it against Royston Crappers or them fecking Giftwrap people or whoever they are. To start the word royal came up, they piss me off, a bunch of useless, old, ugly (as I am the prettiest around!), waste of tax payers money (er...yeah I pay some taxes) I hate living in a country (I'm not going into a Charles a couple of weeks ago mode) that prides itself on having this stuck up cow looking at me everyday on my hard earnt money, when what does she do for her money eh? Just sits on her arse more than Jim Royle, and not for me to knock that quality guy, but she does shit all. Brings in tourism they tell me, well the Japs (no not racist) come to look at the buildings and say "Ah that is where the Queen lives Ya!" they don't see her, they don't have a clue if she is in there, for all they know she could have a firework up her arse in Balmoral or all wherever she lives in fecking Scotland, and Scotland can form the basis of another rant I really don't want to get started on McThis and McThat. However that brings me on nicely to what I really want to rant about, people in jobs who think they are so much better than you when really they have fucked up and can't admit it. You all know who I work for, and if you don't work it out; large American 'Restaurant' chain who put a fucking Scottish part in front of all there now overpriced burgers and they are in touch with the youth of today with their sad meal toys for kids and the endless number of brats coming up and asking for some toy and they wonder why you've gone out at them when you don't know a Tellytubby from a Tweeny, in fact why have they never done a Tweeny promotion? Good are Tellytubbies! Or at least so I'm told. Other people in jobs who think they are better and more important than others, football refs (especially Dwellers refs, why do they hate us?) Now something a bit more serious, one thing that really pissed me off and I genuinely mean REALLY pissed me off, is the fucking media and the shit some have to put up with. Apart from getting some stuff completely wrong, the stuff they report is getting worse. Alright they have a job to do covering stories such as the Gallagher brothers' grans funerals or something, which is bad enough on page 15, but to have Michael Barrymore on the font page of every tabloid crying his eyes out at his mum's funeral is beyond me. I mean it's a personal affair where he wanted to say bye to someone he loved and it should have been kept out of the public eye. I don't care what you think about him, whether you think is just a queer who puts fags out in the pool rather than an ashtray or a quality TV presenter, the media should not of done what they did, it was wong, you know it was, and even Chris Moyles thought it was wrong. On a lighter note, look-alikes, what are they all about, I mean is someone seriously saying that Lord Chambers' heroes IDS and Hague aren't the same goon in a mask, I reckon it's Thatcher under there coming back to take over the world. Other look a likes that I don't get are Alan Wright and Mark Draper at Villa a couple of seasons ago, dunno if they still both play, that's the thing, it was just a scam to get more merchandise out of ya, and that the sticker book people could make more cash, same person I tell ya, ever seen em together? Two of a kind? Other things on my mind: What about feckin Beatles, are they any really? Oasis tribute band if yo ask me. Insominacs north closing down; what's all that about ????!!!!! Computers that keep crashing when your trying to write a random rant. Women pouring drinks over your head - I just don't get it; well actually I got it, over me! DVDs I mean we are not all loaded and don't get all the cool stuff on video, you know the extra bts and directors cut and stuff The Emlyn Massive would like to thank: A massive thank you to Beano and the Beanokru for making this possible and entertaining many bored sixth formers, frees pass quicker in the lovely study centre. Also Toft for his lifts everywhere over the last few months, I apprecite it dude, Fake ID for his continued humour even when he's not trying to be funny, the Dwellers especially for their support in needy times, Eminem for pissing off the old fucking wankers in the country and for making me laugh from time to time, Big Jamie Dalton for the believable stories, Carol Voderman for wearing a revealing dress at the TV awards and looking fine (please say your having a laugh) Eyes for not scoring more goals than me so far for the Dwellers, all the birds in school for looking ace and actually being cool people too, you know who you are, all the cool bands for staying true to their fans and continuing to release quality music, that includes yeah,yeah,yeah and twats music, if you want. David Beckham for apparently getting his wif up t'duff again and yeah 'that' goal. Anyone I've missed off I'm sorry, either I got bored typing or you are not important enough. That's better I feel better for it, sorry for bin a bit moody but we have to from time to time and hey I am more than most. Anyway, look after yourselfs and your mothers, or however it goes........ Long live the Beanokru, Fructidor and Lord Chambers. |
November 2001 |
