(See appeal 2) has collapsed after a flood of cheap South-East Asian imports. Prompting Eyes to seek pastures (and clients) anew. Did someone say incestuous Scottish farm-hands.

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18 months ago the Beano Kru appeal asked, 'where is Craig Heaton?' Well now we need your help again. His location is known - that would be a remote Scottish island - the question is why? To fill anyone in who hasn't heard, the one they call Eyes moved to a Scottish island (no one knows which) a few months ago. But what was the reason behind Eyes' migration. Many plausible stories have been circulating, so the BK website, which has never been one spread rumours, has narrowed the list down to the most probable contenders.
                       December 2001's Random Rant and decided he wanted a part of the action. However lacking the finance required to purchase an island legally, he has claimed squatter's rights on one. This has caused some dispute, but a solution is on the horizon, as George W. Bush has announced plans to 'liberate' the inhabitants within the next few weeks. That's okay then.
Shepherd Eyes
Previous Appeals
Let's Free Pete!
Where is Eyes?
Eyes has leprosy and has been sent to a lepor colony on an isolated Scottish island. 
The Sheffield Rent boy market  
Eyes was duped into booking a luxury paradise island break. NO Eyes, that's the Seychelles not the Shetlands.
One of Eyes' long forgotten ancestors was Scottish and Eyes has now been called up to do the equivalent of national service by his clan.
An arrest warrant was served on Eyes last week for the crime of REGICIDE. But, I hear you cry, 'to the best of my knowledge no king has recently been murdered.'  This is true, but this isn't any old king. Eyes is accused of murdering Elvis Pressley. But that makes no sense, Eyes was neither born nor was Elvis murdered. Well my child the world often makes little sense.
Eyes read                
Sheep. Need I say more!
Eyes has always liked dressing up as a girl. And he felt moving to a place where a man wearing a skirt is socially acceptable, even admired, would suit his bizarre choice of lifestyle.