As you may or may not know BiG Pete is still in jail. Now although he committed a series of armed robberies (see Latest News) and was jailed for life, we believe after serving 3 days he has learnt his lesson. This is why we are launching a BeanoKru appeal - Let's Free Pete.

Now we have tried the diplomatic route. The Beanokru ambassador has spent the past few days trying to negotiate a compromise, but it has failed. That's why we need YOUR help! As you can probably see from the picture, Pete is not coping well. That weird smile shows signs of madness (and let's face it, he wasn't all there before he was sent down), they also don't serve kebabs and you don't want to know what goes on in the showers.

So how can I help free BiG Pete from Doncatraz? I here you cry. It is quite simple. All you need to do is tick one or more of the boxes below or suggest a why to help by e-mailing us at: appeal@beanokru.cjb.net

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Other Appeals:

Let's Free Pete

Have You seen Eyes?

What's Eye's doing

I will donate £1,000,000 to the appeal fund, to bribe the prison guards

I will donate £10,000,000 to the appeal fund, to bribe the parole board

I am a master locksmith and I am prepared to offer my services in the appeal to free Pete

I can't offer my help financially or any skills, but I am clinically insane and prepared to take the wrap for anything bad which comes out of this.

I look like Pete and I am prepared to serve half his prison sentence

I've watched a lot of films about prison escapes and figure it can't be that hard to espcape from one, so I am prepared to infiltrate Doncatraz and organise a break out.