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(See February 2002 news)
Have you seen Eyes? This is the question on literally nobody's lips. However it does make a reasonable feature for a website lacking in many original ideas. So it is with great concern that I am able to launch the Beano Kru Appeal...2: Where is Eyes? The last successful appeal saw Big Pete freed from jail, although rumours currently circulate about his whereabouts (editors note: Leaves it open for possible follow up, something along the lines of Let's Free Pete 2 etc.) This appeal focuses on Urban Dwellers jackass - Eyes. As the only Dwellers player who's whereabouts are unknown (apart from Hughes, but who cares about him. If he does read this no offence.) I feel we should try to locate him. So simply fill in the form below and then do sod all!
Previous Appeals
Let's Free Pete
Have You seen Eyes?
What's Eye's doing
Home Page
BK Shop
The old Beano Kru
Communicate
News
Eyes was in fact a figment of everyone's imagination and never existed. That would explain his performances for the Dwellers.
Eyes was abducted by aliens and anally probed to within an inch of his life. He now tours America telling his story to fellow loonies.
I saw Eyes working as a rent boy in deepest, darkest Sheffield.
I bummed Eyes when he was working as a rent boy in deepest, darkest Sheffield.
I bummed Eyes when he was working as a rent boy in deepest, darkest Sheffield. He has a small penis.
I don't know where Eyes is, but he did say he wanted all his worldly processions to be left to me. Before I brutally murdered him. (Oh fuck I'm in deep shit now!)
Eyes is back in rehab after supposedly recovering from his previous addiction.
I don't give a fuck where Eyes is! If you care so much why don't you ring him, you tight git!