Ever wondered how the Beano Kru website is actually made. I think probably not as it is an incredibly dull subject. In fact I bet you've rarely thought it about many things, so do why DVDs always have this as one of the 'exclusive extras' and why do ITV show one of these programmes every Saturday afternoon? Once you've seen one you've seen them all. Big Film director (usually Spielberg, George Lucas or Ridley Scott) has vision to re/create the big scene. Actor fights invisible army/alien/mythical beast, computer nerds add army/alien/mythical beast. Go to cinema to see it, it is wank because there is no story line. Anyway I seem to have become sidetracked so here is a brief history of the Kru and its websites. (Please note: this is over 2 years old and is therefore out of date and has no reference to the website. Enjoy!)
The word Beano has taken many paths over its long eventful past. A long time ago in Ancient Davmn a young C-Bass who answered to the name of Micheal Rutherford walked the streets calling people Beany, in particular a young man called Joe aka Beano. It was one day in the province of Danum a large town in the middle of the massive city of Doncaster, that Boss got pritty pissed of with Joe and called him Bean head, reffering to his never changing hair cut. Over the peroid of a year it was shortened to Bean and was in domestic use. However Sean, a misschievous young man from a mining village called South Kirby, assumed the next step in history was to start calling him Beano man. This was shortened once again to Beano.
At this moment in time during 1997, there was a bloke named Beano and he had a few friends, Beano was quite an offensive name. It was not until a cold Auterms noon in 1997 that the Beano Kru was formed. Boss asked Big Pete where was Beano, Big Petes reply "he is over there with all his Kru. Hey look its gone green again." O.k so I made up the last bit but u catch my drift. Anyway since then we Boss and Big Pete have become the two members of the Beano triplet with the man himself and the Kru has expanded out drastically..
To find out what's happened since 2000 check out the news section
Well that was highly relevant, anyway here's how an idea becomes a webpage
1. Come up with an idea
2. Pad idea out with use of various stereotyping, tired old jokes and lots of swearing.
3. Start making page, use lots of clipart and doctored photos.
4. Add more insults. Along lines of
Ginner being a ginner
Sunny - Gangsta
Eyes - Jackass
Big Pete - halfwit, moron etc.
5. Publish webpage, wait for complaints to role in.
6. Tell people who complain to "go fuck themselves". Hire good solicitor.
